Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

Compared to 2020 the year 666 in England can't have been that beastly ..


It was all Saxon drugs and rock and roll

[vetran]

Trump wants a military send off. I think he should have one.


In fact, if I was in the American army I'd even volunteer for the firing squad.

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They say that when you die that your whole life flashed before you.


I hope it isn't true because there's no way I want to go through that tulip again.

[vetran]

The multi-level regional Covid system invented by Boris.


Tiers of a Clown.

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"Priti Patel faces growing pressure over deletion of police records"


Can't say I blame her; "Message In A Bottle" is just awful.

[vetran]

I always eat a late lunch.


Alive ones tend to struggle.

[vetran]

What’s the difference between Phil Spectre and Donald Trump?


People will remember Phil Spectre’s wall.

[BrilloPad]

They say that when you die that your whole life flashed before you.


I hope it isn't true because there's no way I want to go through that tulip again.

My worry is the universe will contract, time will go backwards, and I will relive it all the wrong way round.

[vetran]

I was struggling with home schooling, so I rung the school and told them my child has been suspended.



They asked why, I said, "They turned up to the living room late, with trainers or boots on and a pattern shaved in the side of their head and an unusual colour hair, So they’ve been suspended"

[vetran]

chat up line of the week

Hey babe, let's make like sheep and let me ram ewe.