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    Someone should perfect a bread recipe based around dill.



    How many women would admit to kneading their dill dough?
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Bill Clinton supposedly said
      "Trump is such a loser. Impeached twice and he never even got a BJ"

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        Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post
        Bill Clinton supposedly said
        "Trump is such a loser. Impeached twice and he never even got a BJ"
        oops I will KUATB myself, version in the picture thread.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          I'm so happy my neighbour lost his licence and can no longer drive his taxi.


          ExUBERation
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            I crashed my car this morning on the motorway and had to leave it on the hard shoulder.
            I phoned up my insurance company and the woman on the phone asked,
            "Are you in the AA?"
            I said, "No, but I am concerned I've been drinking too much."
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Cosmetic surgery clinics, nail salons, hair salons, waxing centres and tanning places are all closed again due to yet another lockdown.



              Watch out guys, it’s about to get ugly out there.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                I just sold a car to Kylie Minogue. Took £500 off the price in return for a quick stroke of her derriere.


                It was a pert-exchange.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  My christian and conspiracy theorist friend said "42 is not the answer, God is".
                  I said oh yes it is, I can prove it.
                  Life = 42
                  The universe = 42
                  And everything else also = 42
                  4+2 = 6
                  So I concluded "therefore Life the universe and everything = 666
                  Him
                  Last edited by NotAllThere; 15 January 2021, 18:11. Reason: Made readable
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    I’ve got a business selling panty pads and Viagra.


                    They call me the rag and bone man.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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