A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says "I think I might be a type O."
The rabbit says "I think I might be a type O."
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
I was shagging the MILF next door over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "That's my husband! Quick try the back door!"
Thinking back, I should have really legged it, but you don't get invites like that every day!The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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AWesome! Will use that on my children to remind them to leave home....Originally posted by LondonManc View PostComment
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Gone and got myself one of those things today that even an American president can't get.
A twitter account.Comment
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So Lewis Hamilton gets a knighthood for driving a fast car..
But when I drive fast I get 3 points and a ******* fineComment
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I'm not saying Americans are ******* thick.
But they have competitions for spelling bee.Comment
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A macaroni, a penne and a spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening.
They saw a noodle sitting by himself, and discussed inviting him to join them.
They all agreed he looked cannelloni.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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A drop dead gorgeous blonde at the club said to me, "How about free drinks all night in return for sex?"
"Are you sure?,"I asked.
"Yes," she smiled.
"Because," I said, "I can drink a lot of whisky, you know."Comment
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Wife: " what the **** is this pile of clothes left on the landing"
Me:"I struck down a jedi"
Wife: "god I ******* hate you"
Me: "good use your anger"Comment
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Be careful, If you suddenly start singing Duran Duran or Spandau Ballet songs. If you have, seek medical attention straight away.
You have almost certainly been affected by the New Wave.Comment
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