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Gone and got myself one of those things today that even an American president can't get.
A twitter account.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
So Lewis Hamilton gets a knighthood for driving a fast car..
But when I drive fast I get 3 points and a ******* fine
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
A macaroni, a penne and a spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening.
They saw a noodle sitting by himself, and discussed inviting him to join them.
A drop dead gorgeous blonde at the club said to me, "How about free drinks all night in return for sex?"
"Are you sure?,"I asked.
"Yes," she smiled.
"Because," I said, "I can drink a lot of whisky, you know."
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Wife: " what the **** is this pile of clothes left on the landing"
Me:"I struck down a jedi"
Wife: "god I ******* hate you"
Me: "good use your anger"
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Be careful, If you suddenly start singing Duran Duran or Spandau Ballet songs. If you have, seek medical attention straight away.
You have almost certainly been affected by the New Wave.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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