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    The Chav's Lord's Prayer


    Our Father, who art in prison, even mum knows not His name, thy chavdom come, you'll read The Sun, in Exmouth which is in Devon, give us this day our welfare bread,and forgive us our ASBOs, as we happy slap those who got ASBOs against us, lead us not into employment, but deliver us free housing, for thine is the chavdom, the burberry and the Bacardi, for ever and ever.


    Innit
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Lockdown 3 is starting to affect me. I have just re-installed Windows XP, just to remind myself what the outdoors look like. The green grass, the blue sky. Outdoors mmmm
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        I passed the river the other day and this guy asked me if his rod looked good. He then asked if I liked his net. Then asked if I was impressed by the amount of fish had caught.


        Then I twigged. He was fishing for compliments.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Me : Can I borrow the new book about Cockney swearwords?
          Librarian : You can't.
          Me : Yeah, that's the one.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            I always said that if I ever won on the lottery that I would share it with you all on here.


            So I'd just like to share that I've won on the lottery
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Billy Joel was asked in an interview if he had sampled the lobster from the Seafood Restaurant near his home.
              He replied..."I haven't been there for the Langoustine."
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Help the BBC with their new nationwide campaign against paedophilia...


                ....quit paying the Licence Fee.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  I was walking out of the hospital when this scruffy looking scrote asked "any change, pal"


                  No, He's still in intensive care, I replied.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Just bought a load of old railway buffers on eBay for a bargain price. It was an end of line sale.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      I think I had a really good time last night.


                      I'll let you know after I finish reading the police report.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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