Please put more jokes here

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only joking!

How do you get a Moderators job here?


Get turned down by Burger King and McDonalds

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‘China is using anal swabs to test the public for Coronavirus’


I guess they took it literally when someone told them to shove their test up their arse!

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I was just browsing on the RSPB website, and someone put the question on there; "Why can't I get birds to eat my fat balls?"



I thought, "Hmmm, it's not just me then!"

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After 12 months of Lockdown I've finally resisted and let my gay flatmate sleep with me.... he's cock a hoop...

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Bob Dylan and Tom Jones have released a double A sided single to raise funds for Covid victims in Wales it's

" knocking on Evans Door" and " Die, Die Die Delilah"

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‘Katie Price says son Harvey is going to be a Network Rail train announcer after impressing fans with his rail know-how’


I bet he’s used to a lot of comings and goings at home.

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I beat a black belt at karate.


My next challenger is a green sock.

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I've been listening to music by the Artic Monkeys, The Strokes and Coldplay but it's given me stomach pain.


Think I might have Indie gestion.

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All these people moaning about covid restrictions...


They need to get out more

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Worst thing about Covid for me, was finding out that my beard is ginger