Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

What did Katie Price say to King Kong?


Is it in yet?

[vetran]

Who's old and decrepit and can't walk round their garden any more?










Joe Biden.

[vetran]

Like MF I try to have a balanced diet.

Unfortunately, it's usually a Turkey Leg in both hands.

[vetran]

Not for LM

They say wine improves with age...


But I still hate it and I'm 45.

[vetran]

Not getting enough steps in during the bad weather?


Simply walk around the house after the wife and kids turning the flaming lights off.

[vetran]

I'm not saying I am a tulip fisherman but the only thing I have caught since Brexit is Covid

[vetran]

As I was admiring my new rifle, my wife yelled, "You've already got fifteen. You've got a problem!"


She's right, you know. I need some pistols.

[vetran]

A woman found hanged in woodland was named locally.


What a stupid name, no wonder she killed herself.

[ladymuck]

A woman found hanged in woodland was named locally.


What a stupid name, no wonder she killed herself.

My cousin hung himself in the woods, around Woking/Guildford way IIRC.

[BrilloPad]

My cousin hung himself in the woods, around Woking/Guildford way IIRC.

My brother used a door. Which was not strong enough. So he died from strangulation. At least he left with a smile on his face.

Whatever happened to the joke thread?