Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled parking space outside Asda this morning.


I thought to myself, "I wonder what his handicap is?"

[vetran]

I said to my hairdresser, "Make me look sexy."


So she started drinking.

[NotAllThere]

Bored during lockdown????
Call a women’s group and ask to speak to the man in charge.....

But first, give your full name and address.

[vetran]

Just got banned from TripAdvisor for posting a negative review of the Albert Hall.


Four hours I walked around and still couldn't find Adolf Hitler's missing ball

[vetran]

A BBC investigation has found children exposing themselves on the video chat site Omegle.


And after several years they have finally decided to report it.

[vetran]

I bought a bag of peanuts, drew moustaches on them and then urinated on them.


Now they're pistachios.

[vetran]

Prince Harry 'will be banned from wearing military outfits at official events when he is stripped of honorary titles'


Oh well, there's still the SS uniform

[vetran]

I've met a Korean woman online through a mail-order subscription that I'm definitely going to leave my wife for.


She's my Seoul mate.

[vetran]

Those idiots at the Small Business Owners Seminar turned me away.
Turns out you've got to be under 5' 2" to get in.

[vetran]

There might be no "I" in team but there is a "U" in c**t.