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    Han and Yoda are flying in the Millennium Falcon
    "Are you sure we're going the right way?" Han asks.


    "Off course we are. " Yoda replies.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      What did they call it when Chewbacca crashed the Millennium Falcon for the first time?
      A Wookie mistake.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        What system was used to keep track of the Millennium Falcon's Library?
        The Chewie-decimal system
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Mr Goldman & his nagging wife of 30 years once went on a pilgrimage to Jerusalem. Through out the plane ride, down to the taxi ride to the hotel she nagged him persistently.
          While in bed , the nagging continued. The next day Mr Goldberg woke up to discover his wife had died peacefully in her sleep.
          On contacting the funeral home, he was given two options. Bury his wife in Jerusalem at the rate of $150 or ship her back to the US at $5000.
          He opted to return the corpse to the US. The funeral home attendant pleaded repeatedly to bury Mrs Goldberg in Jerusalem but Mr Goldberg was adamant.
          After a lot of back & forth between Mr Goldberg and the attendant, Mr Goldberg said in exasperation: "I once heard of a man whom died in Jerusalem 2 millenniums ago and rose some days later. I'm not taking that chance with this one."
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            After building my new wardrobe outside the IKEA store, I couldn't fit the thing in my car.



            I'm not sure their "Assembly Point" is such a good idea.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              The first rule of Chinese Whispers Club is you never walk about shiny wasp horse cubs.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                for spooter & NLUK

                I was going to invest in Red Gold, but my accountant said it was small potatoes.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  For Brillo

                  News reporters everywhere hoping a Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch Covid-19 variant doesn't emerge.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Harry and Megan once again demand privacy..this will be confirmed when they're on the Oprah Winfrey show..average viewers 16.4 million
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      I've lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head. It's a loaf hat diet.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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