The Met office are a load of *******...they've issued an orange snow warning for my area tonight.
I just looked out all excited and it's just white as normal.
I just looked out all excited and it's just white as normal.
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My sense of humour is so dark when it went to America it got shot by police !Comment
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Just created a social networking site for unmarried women over 30.
Spinstergram.Comment
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Sex is a lot like clicking your pen: it's fine when you do it, but it's not something someone else wants to hear.Comment
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I got depressed when I lost my job at the Apple factory
"Have you been taking any tablets?" asked the doctors
"Yeah. Why do you think I got the sack?"Comment
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I catch every dinner I eat from my boat. And I'm telling you now, when there's so much at stake, you can't be wasting time.
It's all about a fish and sea.Comment
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In the summertime, Morten Harket closes his lounge curtains during the day.
So the sun doesn't always shine on TV.Comment
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I'm not saying SWB is thick.
But he thinks Mascarpone is to cover a small horse's face with cheese.Comment
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Shaking Stevens has suffered an extraordinary side effect after having the vaccine...
He can now sing.Comment
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The arrival of pubic hair means, "Welcome to the prime of your life".
The arrival of ear hair means, "Thanks for playing"Comment
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