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    #id
    What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

    A drummer.

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      #id
      What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

      Homeless.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #id
        What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

        You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #id
          How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

          None at all. The left hand of the piano can cover it.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #id
            For barmy

            My wife and I were waiting for our Covid Jab when the nurse looked at my worried wife and said,

            "Don't worry, it's only a little prick. "

            "For gods sake, "I replied, "don't you start as well. "

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              #id
              Ian St. John dies.

              Jimmy grieves.

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                #id
                The missus was winding me up earlier, accusing me of always mixing my metaphors, but she never was the sharpest knife in the sky!

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                  #id
                  Butlins are promising their best year of entertainment yet.

                  They must be staying closed.

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                    #id
                    The disgraced trainer caught sitting on the dead horse has received a cryptic message from someone offering to take it off his hands.

                    It simply said, “you know where to findus.”

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                      #id
                      After 30 years of marriage my wife and I are worried about the same thing.


                      The size of our tits.

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