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    What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

    A drummer.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

      Homeless.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

        You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

          None at all. The left hand of the piano can cover it.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            For barmy

            My wife and I were waiting for our Covid Jab when the nurse looked at my worried wife and said,

            "Don't worry, it's only a little prick. "

            "For gods sake, "I replied, "don't you start as well. "
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Ian St. John dies.

              Jimmy grieves.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                The missus was winding me up earlier, accusing me of always mixing my metaphors, but she never was the sharpest knife in the sky!
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Butlins are promising their best year of entertainment yet.

                  They must be staying closed.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    The disgraced trainer caught sitting on the dead horse has received a cryptic message from someone offering to take it off his hands.

                    It simply said, “you know where to findus.”
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      After 30 years of marriage my wife and I are worried about the same thing.


                      The size of our tits.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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