What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.
A drummer.
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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?
You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None at all. The left hand of the piano can cover it.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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For barmy
My wife and I were waiting for our Covid Jab when the nurse looked at my worried wife and said,
"Don't worry, it's only a little prick. "
"For gods sake, "I replied, "don't you start as well. "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Ian St. John dies.
Jimmy grieves.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The missus was winding me up earlier, accusing me of always mixing my metaphors, but she never was the sharpest knife in the sky!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Butlins are promising their best year of entertainment yet.
They must be staying closed.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The disgraced trainer caught sitting on the dead horse has received a cryptic message from someone offering to take it off his hands.
It simply said, “you know where to findus.”Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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After 30 years of marriage my wife and I are worried about the same thing.
The size of our tits.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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