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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson) -
Just been offered a job as a Noise Pollution Officer...
But I had to turn it down."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI know I have a reputation on CUK for being a bum obsessed old fart but didn't know I was seen as a murderer. Darn it, I've been rumbled!
Did I post this?{emotionless greeting}
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI know I have a reputation on CUK for being a bum obsessed old fart but didn't know I was seen as a murderer. Darn it, I've been rumbled!
Its your rather fine Macabre tales."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Dianne Abbott has been asked to supervise the American election count to sort it out.
She's just declared Russia the winner."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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I know Americans are supposed to be stupid but all day I've been seeing them carrying signs saying 'Stop the count'. Thick bastards.
You spell the last word without the O."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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It is official , I have been grounded by Boris more times than i ever was by my parents."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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The Trump family can no longer enter the White House.
It's forBiden.
too early?"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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What does democracy and football have in common?
- adding the word “American” completely changes the meaning..."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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How do you confuse a feminist?
Tell her she's not allowed to make you a sandwich.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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