Originally posted by vetran
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I know I have a reputation on CUK for being a bum obsessed old fart but didn't know I was seen as a murderer. Darn it, I've been rumbled!bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson) -
Just been offered a job as a Noise Pollution Officer...
But I had to turn it down.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
Its your rather fine Macabre tales.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Dianne Abbott has been asked to supervise the American election count to sort it out.
She's just declared Russia the winner.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I know Americans are supposed to be stupid but all day I've been seeing them carrying signs saying 'Stop the count'. Thick bastards.
You spell the last word without the O.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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It is official , I have been grounded by Boris more times than i ever was by my parents.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The Trump family can no longer enter the White House.
It's forBiden.
too early?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What does democracy and football have in common?
- adding the word “American” completely changes the meaning...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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How do you confuse a feminist?
Tell her she's not allowed to make you a sandwich.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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