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    What's the difference between a Kangaroo
    and a Kangaroot?

    one's an australian marsupial.
    the other's a geordie stuck in a lift.

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      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        My dad would never tell me what a solar eclipse was. Every time I asked him, he replied “No son”
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          My wife and I have decided we don't want kids.

          We're going to tell them this evening.
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            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            My wife and I have decided we don't want kids.

            We're going to tell them this evening.
            I saw that on a card a few weeks ago. Probably in Scribbler
            Doing a stroll around Windsor on 11 Sept 2 Oct for Alzheimer's Society. You can chuck me a few quid here if you like: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/lmallen-1

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              I've travelled to lots of places before I settled here, Argentina is surprisingly cold, in fact it's bordering on Chile.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                I bought a new thesaurus today.

                It’s nothing to write house about.

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                  Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him .(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).....A super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

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                    I've just found out that the snap election is sponsored by Rice Krispies and there are two more to follow.
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                      We're going house hunting later.
                      It’s really easy, they're massive, and they don't move at all.
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