Please put more jokes here

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Apparently if you hold a shellsuit up to your ear you can hear the sound of a Scouser breaking in to a house.

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one for spooter

A Scottish woman comes home early and catches her husband in bed having sex with a welly.

She shouted "Hamish! Stop ******* a boot!"

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I was just in the local park with my kids when I saw these 2 little indian kids playing. 1 was wearing the skin of a dead animal and the other had a turban on.
Then I realised, they were playing hide and Sikh

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I just reported a criminal organisation for tax evasion and using free child labour.

School fete my arse

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for MF

You know your Mrs is too fat when your bedroom starts to look like old McDonalds Farm
With a moomoo here and a moomoo there ...

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My ex only ever wanted it up the arse

I was glad to see the back of her

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I wish I hadn't told the gay lad next door that you can use margarine as lube if you ever run out.

He's been Storking me ever since

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For Paddy

Paddy orders a pizza
"Would you like it cut into 4 or 6 slices?"

Paddy "4 please, I couldn't possibly manage 6"

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What do you call a Sikh with an eating disorder?

Binjita

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I just met up with this bird on PlentyOfFish. I saw her ad and thought I was well in there when I read "blonde with TT bust"
I got there and it was some tart with a broken Audi