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    I've heard rumours of a massive container load of chocolate bars from Beijing washing up on a Dorset beach.

    Probably just Chinese Wispas
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      What's a zombies favourite snack?

      Walkers' Crisps.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        The first time I made love to Kate I thought of my late wife, Susan

        I thought, this’ll teach her to be late
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          A family walks into an hotel lobby.
          The dad goes to reception to book in.
          As he finished booking in ,he said to the receptionist. " I hope the porn channel is disabled "
          Receptionist replies "It's just regular porn, you sick bastard "
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            If you're going to join our American cousins and celebrate Thanksgiving, why not do it the old fashioned way...

            By which I mean, go invite all your neighbours round for an enormous feast...
            Kill them all,
            And then take their land.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              I used to have an inferiority complex, but it wasn't a very good one.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Mick Hucknall was arrested for having sex with an underage rabbit last night.
                Apparently ,He was holding back the ears & the bunny's to tight to mention.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  for the grammar Nazis

                  At a Nazi mine, a worker calls out to Hitler:
                  "Sir, we are mining too many useless Ores"
                  [Hitler rubs his chin, contemplating]
                  "So mine less"
                  [Grammar Nazi chimes in, from above]
                  "MINE FEWER"
                  [Hitler looks up]
                  "Yes?"
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Told my girlfriend to meet me at the gym, then stood her up.

                    Just wanted to let her know, " We weren't working out."
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Jazz

                      Whats the difference between a rocker and a jazzman?
                      A rocker plays 4 chords in front of 4000 people and a jazzman plays 4000 chords in front of 4 people
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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