Ladies swimming pool changing rooms are much nicer than mens, aren’t they?
OK, apart from the screaming.
OK, apart from the screaming.
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I've been trying to choose my favourite Freudian slip but they're just sex of one and half a dozen of your mother…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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My family has a genetic predisposition for diarrhoea.
It runs in our jeans.Comment
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I saw a group of men dressed as Super-heroes protesting against slices of lemon in their drinks.
I don't think "Fathers for Just Ice," will take off.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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What do we want?
An end to religious brainwashing.
When do we want it?
After Christmas.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Never guess a woman's age.
If you're under, she'll think you're taking the piss.
If you're over, she'll think you're taking the piss.
If you're correct, she'll think you're taking the piss.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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To the Person who stole my glasses. I will find you. I have contacts...…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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It’s a 4 minute walk from my house to the bar.
It’s a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house.
The difference is staggering.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Another wooden ball.
Would it kill the makers of advocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or a novelty eraser?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Stealing clothes from washing lines?
Been there, done that, got the tee shirt.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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