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    Ladies swimming pool changing rooms are much nicer than mens, aren’t they?

    OK, apart from the screaming.
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      I've been trying to choose my favourite Freudian slip but they're just sex of one and half a dozen of your mother
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        My family has a genetic predisposition for diarrhoea.

        It runs in our jeans.

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          I saw a group of men dressed as Super-heroes protesting against slices of lemon in their drinks.

          I don't think "Fathers for Just Ice," will take off.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            What do we want?

            An end to religious brainwashing.

            When do we want it?

            After Christmas.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              Never guess a woman's age.

              If you're under, she'll think you're taking the piss.

              If you're over, she'll think you're taking the piss.

              If you're correct, she'll think you're taking the piss.
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                To the Person who stole my glasses. I will find you. I have contacts...
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                  It’s a 4 minute walk from my house to the bar.

                  It’s a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house.

                  The difference is staggering.
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                    Another wooden ball.

                    Would it kill the makers of advocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or a novelty eraser?
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                      Stealing clothes from washing lines?

                      Been there, done that, got the tee shirt.
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