The level of pollution in the world today is becoming unbearable. I feel ashamed to be human. Only the other day I opened a can of sardines to find it was full of oil and all the fish were dead.
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I heard on the radio today that the average person only recycles 3 bottles of wine per year! How dare you? Every week I recycle dozens of wine bottles and beer cans. Come on people!!! I can’t fix global warming by myself.Comment
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…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I saved my mistress’ phone number as ‘LOW BATTERY’ and set it to not ring.
Whenever she calls and I’m not around, the missus takes the phone and plugs it to the charger unknowingly.Comment
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I really can't understand my wife. She said to me, "Fine - have a tattoo".
Then she complains about the marching band in the front gardenComment
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I wish a prison informant would foil a plot to kill nearly ten people. Just to see the headline , A snitch doing time saves nine.Comment
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Katie Hopkins, 45, has been permanently banned by Twitter for breaching its rules on abuse and hateful conduct.
I'm genuinely stunned.
Looking at her face, I thought she was 65.Comment
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