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A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night, it was on the tip of my tongue.”

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Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer?
The grass tickles their balls.

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The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!’

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How does a woman scare a gynaecologist?



By becoming a ventriloquist!

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Why do they call it PMS?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.





Did you guys hear about the cannibal that made a bunch of businessmen into Chili?
I guess he liked seasoned professionals.

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The bible teaches us to love, and Kamasutra shows how to do that.

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Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the ‘p’ is silent.

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.

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What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A tearjerker.

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What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn’t?




Her navel.