Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

The clitoris has almost 8,000 nerve endings.


But it's still not as sensitive as the woman it's attached to.

[vetran]

A mugger pointed a gun at me and said “Give me your money or you’re science!”


I replied “don’t you mean history?”


He said “don’t try and change the
subject!”

[vetran]

A Middle Eastern website has described Geordies as having a "penchant for violence" & Newcastle Upon Tyne as a "remote tribal community" which is worse than Civil War stricken Yemen.


I think thats extremly harsh and unfair!


There are in fact some lovely parts in Yemen, especially down by the coast....

[vetran]

The wife and I went to the Titanic museum in Belfast to see how it was put together, it was riveting.

[vetran]

In a bid to outdo his rival Joe Biden, Donald Trump undergoes yet another test to prove his competence to continue as president.


“..me
...me
...me
...me
...me
...me
...me
...me”


Yes, you’ve guessed correctly, it was a Rorschach test .

[WTFH]

My friend keeps saying "Cheer up mate, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"


I know he means well.

[vetran]

Kim says that Kanye doesn't take medication because it changes who he is.






A nutter.

[vetran]

Kanye West says he has been trying to DIVORCE Kim since she met rapper Meek Mill in a hotel room, calls her a white supremacist and dubs his mother in law 'Kris Jong Un'.


Whitehouse handover predicted to be seamless.

[WTFH]

Marketing department: We need to stop testing our products on animals
Finance director: Why? Shampoo companies do it.
Marketing: We make dildos.

[vetran]

My son had his car customised and asked them to put a spoiler on the back.


So they painted 'Bruce Willis is a ghost in the sixth sense' on the boot.