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    In a recent poll, Jennifer Aniston’s character in Friends was voted the least popular.


    No surprise really.


    It’s just another case of Rachel prejudice.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      "The Lottery is just a tax on stupid people."


      Said my Dad as he read The Guardian at £3.20 a day.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        I got fired by the Post Office and in trouble with the RSPB at the same time.


        Both were unhappy with my improper use of pigeon holes.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Wayne Rooney 'fears embarrassment in Coleen Rooney's legal battle against Rebekah Vardy.


          How embarrassing Wayne? Shagging grandmothers embarrassment or good old fashioned drink-driving embarrassment?
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            too true!

            The wife says I am an animal in bed- like the mighty lion.


            Sex lasts thirty seconds, then I nap for ten hours, wake up, and nick her food.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              The meaning of opaque is unclear
              {emotionless greeting}

              Three Word Slogan

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                Have you ever tried to eat a clock?


                It's really time consuming.
                {emotionless greeting}

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                  I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
                  {emotionless greeting}

                  Three Word Slogan

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                    I was asked if I knew weight loss mantras.

                    Fat chants!
                    {emotionless greeting}

                    Three Word Slogan

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                      Darmy's missus caught him with a blow up doll."Huh, " she said, "another sex partner your going to let down. "
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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