Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

In a recent poll, Jennifer Aniston’s character in Friends was voted the least popular.


No surprise really.


It’s just another case of Rachel prejudice.

[vetran]

"The Lottery is just a tax on stupid people."


Said my Dad as he read The Guardian at £3.20 a day.

[vetran]

I got fired by the Post Office and in trouble with the RSPB at the same time.


Both were unhappy with my improper use of pigeon holes.

[vetran]

Wayne Rooney 'fears embarrassment in Coleen Rooney's legal battle against Rebekah Vardy.


How embarrassing Wayne? Shagging grandmothers embarrassment or good old fashioned drink-driving embarrassment?

[vetran]

too true!

The wife says I am an animal in bed- like the mighty lion.


Sex lasts thirty seconds, then I nap for ten hours, wake up, and nick her food.

[WTFH]

The meaning of opaque is unclear

[WTFH]

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?


It's really time consuming.

[WTFH]

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

[WTFH]

I was asked if I knew weight loss mantras.

Fat chants!

[vetran]

Darmy's missus caught him with a blow up doll."Huh, " she said, "another sex partner your going to let down. "