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    In a recent poll, Jennifer Aniston’s character in Friends was voted the least popular.


    No surprise really.


    It’s just another case of Rachel prejudice.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      "The Lottery is just a tax on stupid people."


      Said my Dad as he read The Guardian at £3.20 a day.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        I got fired by the Post Office and in trouble with the RSPB at the same time.


        Both were unhappy with my improper use of pigeon holes.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Wayne Rooney 'fears embarrassment in Coleen Rooney's legal battle against Rebekah Vardy.


          How embarrassing Wayne? Shagging grandmothers embarrassment or good old fashioned drink-driving embarrassment?
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            too true!

            The wife says I am an animal in bed- like the mighty lion.


            Sex lasts thirty seconds, then I nap for ten hours, wake up, and nick her food.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              The meaning of opaque is unclear
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                Have you ever tried to eat a clock?


                It's really time consuming.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    I was asked if I knew weight loss mantras.

                    Fat chants!
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      Darmy's missus caught him with a blow up doll."Huh, " she said, "another sex partner your going to let down. "
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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