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    My teenage lad is about to embark on his Duke of Edinburgh awards.

    Sounds pretty easy. All he's got to do is racially abuse his black teacher, get the caretaker to cut the brakes on his wife's car & then sit on his arse in a palace for seventy years.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      a non boring royal joke <just for a change, like>

      A greek playwright goes into his tailor with a torn pair of trousers.
      The tailor says 'Euripides?'
      the playwright replies ' eufixidese?'

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        Originally posted by jainnode View Post
        a non boring royal joke

        A greek playwright goes into his tailor with a torn pair of trousers.
        The tailor says 'Euripides?'
        the playwright replies ' eufixidese?' 'Eumenides'
        FTFY.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          FTFY.
          NYFD

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            Well - not a fix, but you version was in The Young Ones, and is based on the original. Eumenides is a Greek play written by Aeschylus and Euripedes was a Greek playright.

            The Young Ones take on it was intended to get a knowing laugh from people knowing the original.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              It's never cool to explain jokes...

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                Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                It's never cool to explain jokes...
                When people depend on Greek tragedies for a laugh sometimes you need crayons.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  The Welsh government is reportedly considering the introduction of a 6pm curfew for all men in the country.

                  Although it would probably be easier to issue every sheep with a rape alarm.

                  I doubt I will need to explain that but crayons on standby.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    The Amazon delivery driver asked me what time it was.

                    "Somewhere between 8 in the morning and 10 at night," I replied.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Personally I think the Royal family have got some nerve.

                      How a family of lizards can discriminate against anyone is beyond me!
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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