I'm extremely passionate about preserving endangered animals.
You should taste my panda Jam or rhino chutney.
You should taste my panda Jam or rhino chutney.
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My mate said "I'm going to try and plant horse chestnuts across the four corners of the earth"
******* idiot, he's only trying to conker the worldComment
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Never insult an Italian baker...
He'll beat the focaccia!!Comment
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An Alaskan woman has been attacked by bear while using an outside toilet.
Obviously too cold for the bear to tulip in the woods.Comment
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For Lent this year I'm giving up.Comment
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I said, "It's not about how many times you fall, it's about how many times you get up."
"That's not how sobriety tests work," replied the cop.Comment
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I live in a little village called ‘Notinservice’ just outside the main town ‘Sorry’
Not much to do but what a great bus serviceComment
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If only 6 of the 7 Dwarfs turned up for work would they be short staffed?Comment
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one for the ladies..
Once there was a female brain cell who accidentally ended up in a man’s head. She looked around but it was all empty. “Hello?” she cried, but no answer. “Is there anyone here?” Silence. “HELLO!
Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away…
“We’re down here!”Comment
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Tall people are superior to midgets!
I'm a height supremacist.Comment
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