Please put more jokes here

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A 50-year-old man has been arrested over the death of Stuart Lubbock.

Looks like Barrymore's struck it lucky again.

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For MS!

Polish Countdown:

"Consonant please."
"Consonant please."
"Consonant please."
"Consonant please."
"Consonant please."
"Consonant please."
"Consonant please."
"Consonant please."
"Consonant please."

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BBC NEWS:
"Iceland shaken by more than 50,000 earthquakes in three weeks"


Hope this won't affect my delivery tomorrow!

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for NLyUK

For St Patrick's day, I've been pleasuring Irishmen and giving the money to the BBCs charity.


It's cock-mick relief.

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Matt Hancock says there is no problem with vaccine supply.


Carlsberg don't do vaccines but his local pub landlords do.

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People who eat Pot Noodles must suffer from depression.

The sauce sachet says tear here.

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Every girl is beautiful, sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.

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I was wondering what John Moschitta’s secret was on becoming the world’s fastest talking man.



It turns out he grew up with five sisters & couldn’t get a word in otherwise.

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Can't help feeling Vauxhall missed a trick by not sponsoring Astra Zeneca.

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Josef Fritzl has launched a skin cleansing product called, My Cellar Water.