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    A 50-year-old man has been arrested over the death of Stuart Lubbock.

    Looks like Barrymore's struck it lucky again.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      For MS!

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      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        BBC NEWS:
        "Iceland shaken by more than 50,000 earthquakes in three weeks"


        Hope this won't affect my delivery tomorrow!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          for NLyUK

          For St Patrick's day, I've been pleasuring Irishmen and giving the money to the BBCs charity.


          It's cock-mick relief.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Matt Hancock says there is no problem with vaccine supply.


            Carlsberg don't do vaccines but his local pub landlords do.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              People who eat Pot Noodles must suffer from depression.

              The sauce sachet says tear here.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Every girl is beautiful, sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  I was wondering what John Moschitta’s secret was on becoming the world’s fastest talking man.



                  It turns out he grew up with five sisters & couldn’t get a word in otherwise.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Can't help feeling Vauxhall missed a trick by not sponsoring Astra Zeneca.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Josef Fritzl has launched a skin cleansing product called, My Cellar Water.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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