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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    "I went to a gay club in Dakar last week."

    "Senegal?"

    "Nah, all dudes, mate."
    My wife went on holiday to the Caribbean on her own.
    Jamaica?
    No, she went of her own accord.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      My doctor reckons I may be suffering from pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis,

      but it's hard to say.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Woke up with a splitting headache, throat as dry as an Arabs sandal, light hurting my eyes, a perfectly acceptable hangover in the 80s, 90s, or noughties but now I'm headed for a covid test.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          It only takes ten minutes to complete and only happens once every ten years, yeah I know its a chore but I have to give the wife sex occasionally
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            My doctor has advised me to stop drinking, so I'm going to have to make some changes in my life.

            First, I need to find a new doctor.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              I would never have believed 8 weeks of uncut hair would weigh over a stone, but if that's what the scales say, it must be right!
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                It seems AJ Pritchard's girlfriend has set fire to herself after, well, setting fire to a bottle with a flammable liquid in it for youtube

                15 minutes of flame?
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Me and the wife were having a bit of s and m action last night.

                  Looking back I think she could have chosen something other than 'harder' as her safe word.....
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

                    My wife went on holiday to the Caribbean on her own.
                    Jamaica?
                    No, she went of her own accord.

                    Is it as old as that, must admit it was the first time I remember seeing it, must be the Bacon!
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      The Earth Used To Be Flat...






                      Till They Buried Yo Mama
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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