Please put more jokes here

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I uploaded a photograph of my wife in a bikini on holiday.

So far it's got 23 yikes on Facebook.

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They say the best things in life are free.

But I would happily pay £50 to see Justin Bieber mauled to death by a tiger.

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Am I the only geek who thinks it should be flight 404 that's not found?

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Nigella Lawson is looking slimmer these days.

She must be on the Diet Coke.

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If the best things in life are free,

how come I had to pay for my divorce?

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"Dad, I'm thirteen now, and people are starting to point and laugh. I think it's time I got a bra."

"Shut up, MF. Try eating a salad once in a while."

[mos]

[mos]

Dear Mr Farage,

I was recently sacked from my job. I’m fairly certain it was to make way for a Romanian immigrant, not because I emailed a photo of my genitals to a temp.

Michael from Ipswich

[mos]

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I've got a joke about a dead celebrity.

It's a peach.