Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

There are two sides to every argument, and they are usually married to each other.

[vetran]

A lot of prisoners fall prey to Muslim gangs and find it hard to resist the coercion to convert to Islam.

Given that Rolf already has the beard and has f***ed an 8 year old, he's a shoe-in.

[vetran]

I once went to an open air Queen concert. There was a terrible electrical storm during the performance.

Thunderbolts and lightning. Very, very frightening.

[vetran]

Rolf Harris and Andy Coulson are sharing a prison cell.

Andy says to Rolf 'You make me sick, fondling little girls'.

Rolf retaliates 'You're even worse!'

Andy is shocked - 'Phone hacking is nowhere near as sick!'

Rolf - Phone hacking?! I was referring to you shagging that ugly ginger bitch, Brooks.

[vetran]

The girl who gave 24 blowjobs for a free drink in Magaluf will be entering Britain's Got Talent.

She will be in the sword swallowing category.

[vetran]

I only need to get locked up for a few months I can meet all my heroes from the 70s

[vetran]

When the girl who performed 24 sex acts to get a drink in Magaluf was asked how she was going to cope with the media frenzy she replied... "I'll just have to keep my head down & wait for it to blow over"

[TestMangler]

Is the idea of a 'jokes' thread not that they're meant to be funny ????

[vetran]

What are the odds of getting a blowjob in Magaluf?

24 to 1.

[vetran]

Rolf Harris's sentence has been referred to the Attorney General on the grounds that it was too lenient.

It certainly was. They didn't take into account his music career.