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    Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      Music FACT: For security reasons, Kenny Loggins changes his name every 28 days.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        For Sale:

        Signed photo of Pavarotti with John Lennon's wife.

        Tenner ONO.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Sky News "Avon and Somerset Police faced a third night of demos, including a naked woman in her 20s who ran towards them shouting abuse"

          A case of getting your Bristols out in Bristol?
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            I joined a tap dancing class recently.

            They seem to have accepted me but I heard they can be very clicky.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Children could be taken away from their parents for being too FAT after judge ruled two overweight teenagers should go into foster care.

              Just ordered my little tulip a bucket of KFC.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Prince Harry joins a Think Tank is USA. I thought Meghan did his thinking for him these days
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Prince Harry has a job as a chief impact officer.

                  Just like the copper in charge of his mum's death.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    "You're going to have a baby," I said to my patient.

                    "Can you tell me what it will be?", she asked.

                    "Yes," I replied, "a really small human."
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      I've decided not to reopen my hairdressers and get another job, when lockdown is over.

                      With holidays banned, there's **** all to talk about.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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