Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
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Sky News "Avon and Somerset Police faced a third night of demos, including a naked woman in her 20s who ran towards them shouting abuse"
A case of getting your Bristols out in Bristol?Comment
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I joined a tap dancing class recently.
They seem to have accepted me but I heard they can be very clicky.Comment
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Children could be taken away from their parents for being too FAT after judge ruled two overweight teenagers should go into foster care.
Just ordered my little tulip a bucket of KFC.Comment
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Prince Harry has a job as a chief impact officer.
Just like the copper in charge of his mum's death.Comment
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"You're going to have a baby," I said to my patient.
"Can you tell me what it will be?", she asked.
"Yes," I replied, "a really small human."Comment
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I've decided not to reopen my hairdressers and get another job, when lockdown is over.
With holidays banned, there's **** all to talk about.Comment
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