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    What does a rubix cube and a Penis have in common?



    The more you play with it the harder it gets.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Excellent short & rude jokes V.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
        Because the ‘p’ is silent.
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion?
        A piece of ass that’ll bring a tear to your eye!
        Do you think you might possibly translate the yank jokes into real English.

        Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the toilet?
        Because the ‘p’ is silent.

        What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion?
        A piece of arse that’ll bring a tear to your eye!
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          A piece of arse that’ll bring a tear to your eye!
          Spoils the joke tho!
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            Spoils the joke tho!
            Good point, well presented.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  Do you think you might possibly translate the yank jokes into real English.

                  Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the toilet?
                  Because the ‘p’ is silent.

                  What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion?
                  A piece of arse that’ll bring a tear to your eye!
                  do I need to wipe your ass as well?
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    do I need to wipe your ass as well?
                    Leave my donkey alone, you pervert.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      A 93 year old lady lost her husband and didn't want to go on any more. She decided to shoot herself and got her husband's gun out of the cupboard but was worried she might not do it properly and end up seriously injured. She called a doctor friend and asked him exactly where the heart is. He told her it was just under the left breast.

                      Later that day someone called the ambulance service to say an elderly neighbour had shot herself in the left knee.
                      bloggoth

                      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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