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    #7221
    The wife won't stop banging on about her saggy tits.


    She's an ex-pert.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      #7222
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      The wife won't stop banging on about her saggy tits.


      She's an ex-pert.
      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      A 93 year old lady lost her husband and didn't want to go on any more. She decided to shoot herself and got her husband's gun out of the cupboard but was worried she might not do it properly and end up seriously injured. She called a doctor friend and asked him exactly where the heart is. He told her it was just under the left breast.

      Later that day someone called the ambulance service to say an elderly neighbour had shot herself in the left knee.
      Is anyone allowed to make jokes about vet's missus?
      {emotionless greeting}

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        #7223
        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        Is anyone allowed to make jokes about vet's missus?

        oooohhh triggered!

        The joke doesn't have to be true to be funny. Or are you saying that women don't sag? Us men definitely do.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          #7224
          WTFH goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him, “You need to stop masturbating.”


          The man asks, “Why?”



          The doctor replies, “Because I’m trying to examine you”
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            #7225
            Tea is for mugs.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              #7226
              Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?


              He won the “no-bell” prize!
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                #7227
                “Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places”


                Doctor “Well don’t go to those places.”
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  #7228
                  Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

                  Because she kept running from the ball!
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    #7229
                    What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?


                    Cashew!
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      #7230
                      I fear for the calendar, it’s days are numbered.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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