WTFH told me onion is the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
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and missed, of courseOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostWTFH told me onion is the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.Comment
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Apparently there is going to be a charity re-recording of Steelers Wheel's big hit to raise money for the people quarantined on Merseyside
Renamed to Stuck In The Wirral With FluOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Just been blocked by Gary Barlow on Twitter. Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Just found out that A Tale of Two Cities was originally serialised in two local newspapers.
It was The Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostApparently Charles Dickens' 'Tale of Two Cities' was serialised in two local newspapers.
It was the Bicester Times. It was the Worcester Times.Originally posted by WTFH View PostA couple of Midlands newspapers recently serialised Dickens’ A Tale Of Two Cities.
It was the Bicester Times and the Worcester Times.Please can I win todays "WTFH spoilsport" award for being a miserable git by pointing out the above? I just wanted to get in before the sad mod posts it....Originally posted by SimonMac View PostJust found out that A Tale of Two Cities was originally serialised in two local newspapers.
It was The Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.Comment
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I hereby award BP Miserable Git of the DayOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostPlease can I win todays "WTFH spoilsport" award for being a miserable git by pointing out the above? I just wanted to get in before the sad mod posts it....
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Interviewer: How are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it
I: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
M: WordOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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