Please put more jokes here

[BrilloPad]

WTFH told me onion is the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

[BR14]

WTFH told me onion is the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

and missed, of course

[SimonMac]

Apparently there is going to be a charity re-recording of Steelers Wheel's big hit to raise money for the people quarantined on Merseyside

Renamed to Stuck In The Wirral With Flu

[SimonMac]

Just been blocked by Gary Barlow on Twitter. Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it.

[SimonMac]

Just found out that A Tale of Two Cities was originally serialised in two local newspapers.

It was The Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.

[BrilloPad]

Apparently Charles Dickens' 'Tale of Two Cities' was serialised in two local newspapers.

It was the Bicester Times. It was the Worcester Times.

A couple of Midlands newspapers recently serialised Dickens’ A Tale Of Two Cities.
It was the Bicester Times and the Worcester Times.

Just found out that A Tale of Two Cities was originally serialised in two local newspapers.

It was The Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.

Please can I win todays "WTFH spoilsport" award for being a miserable git by pointing out the above? I just wanted to get in before the sad mod posts it....

[AndyGarbs]

Please can I win todays "WTFH spoilsport" award for being a miserable git by pointing out the above? I just wanted to get in before the sad mod posts it....

I hereby award BP Miserable Git of the Day

Here is your prize

[SimonMac]

Interviewer: How are you at PowerPoint?

Me: I Excel at it

I: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?

M: Word

[ladymuck]

Interviewer: How are you at PowerPoint?

Me: I Excel at it

I: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?

M: Word

KUATB

Boss: How good are you at Power Point?


Me: I Excel at it


Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?


Me: Word

[SimonMac]

KUATB

Good artists borrow;

Great artists steal!