I told my mate that I took my new girlfriend to north Wales for the weekend.
"Bangor" he asked
"Of course I did" I replied.
"Bangor" he asked
"Of course I did" I replied.
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"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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The girl next door is only three feet, three inches tall; she's just got a job as a metre maid."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Why do women have orgasms?
Just another reason to moan really..."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.Comment
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What has four legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a playground."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.Comment
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I'm terrified of drinking alcohol-free lager.
My Doctor says it's a faux beer."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.Comment
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I'm sure my mate Dave is having an affair with my wife...
He's been proper miserable lately!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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THE UNEMPLOYED. It's time to return to full time employment when you start to refer to Jeremy Kyle as 'Jezza'.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Dad always said "If you love someone, let them go". Great man, terrible trapeze artist.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I specialise in stealing brass instruments. And I'm very good at it. Probably the best. I don't like to blow my own trumpet.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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My Son just said those 3 little words to me that every parent longs to hear...
'You're embarrassing me!'“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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