Please put more jokes here

**ccole** · 9 January 2017, 10:14

You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter.

**ccole** · 9 January 2017, 10:15

"You know, I'm not very good at magic - I can only do half of a trick. Yes - I'm a member of the Magic Semi-circle"

**WTFH** · 9 January 2017, 10:16

Tim Vine?

**DaveB** · 9 January 2017, 10:20

My boss told me I should dress for the job I want, not the job I have.

So now I'm sat in an HR review meeting dressed as Batman.

**WTFH** · 9 January 2017, 10:26

BrilloPad ensure your next marriage proposal comes as a complete surprise by asking your girlfriend while she's having a poo.

**WTFH** · 9 January 2017, 10:27

If you want to experience your very own fully immersive Brexit negotiations, try cancelling your gym membership.

**vetran** · 9 January 2017, 11:05

I had to divorce my wife because she loved sex in the morning.

Right after I left for work.

**vetran** · 9 January 2017, 11:06

I am so much in debt , I can start a government.

**vetran** · 9 January 2017, 11:06

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

An ambulance

**vetran** · 9 January 2017, 11:07

Newton's Third Law of Women:

For every male action, there is a female overreaction.

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