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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Might as well just post the thread you are lifting all these tulip jokes from and save us from having to read them all.

    Humour thread. - FightBack Forums
    or I could pick the jokes I like and that still work having read them using their less than optimum interface and post them here for the pleasure of others.

    Just pop me on ignore if you are feeling crabby!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      The average person walks 900 miles a year (that's more than the proclaimers proclaim)
      <pedant>No it isn't. They would walk 500 miles, then they would walk 500 more. So that's 1000 miles.</pedant>

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        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        <pedant>No it isn't. They would walk 500 miles, then they would walk 500 more. So that's 1000 miles.</pedant>
        you been reading the original thread?
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          "Coming, ready or not!" - A great way to start hide-and-seek. A terrible way to finish sex.
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            Only two people know how Michael Stipe of REM died. That's me and the coroner.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              you been reading the original thread?
              Nope - are there pedants there too?

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                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Nope - are there pedants there too?
                oh yess!
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  Nope - are there pedants there too?
                  What is the collective noun for pedants?

                  An internet forum
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    Please put more jokes here

                    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                    What is the collective noun for pedants?

                    An Internet forum
                    FTFY
                    {emotionless greeting}

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                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                      FTFY
                      In its generic sense, internet is a common noun, a synonym for internetwork; therefore, it has a plural form (first appearing in the RFC series RFC 870, RFC 871 and RFC 872) and is not capitalized.
                      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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