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[kaiser78]

In its generic sense, internet is a common noun, a synonym for internetwork; therefore, it has a plural form (first appearing in the RFC series RFC 870, RFC 871 and RFC 872) and is not capitalized.

capitalised

[LondonManc]

You're expecting WTFH to GAS?

[Scruff]

Overpaid, undereducated, obese. Unlike me, of course 🍻

[vetran]

For our Divorcees

Studies show women only make 85 cents for every buck a man makes, but court documents show women get 85 cents for every buck a man has.

[WTFH]

Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish samurai.
"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.

The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his katana and swish, the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two.
"What a feat!" said the Emperor.

"Samurai Number Two, show me what you do." The Chinese samurai bowed, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his katana and swish, swish, the fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.
"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor.

"How are you going to top that, Samurai Number Three?"
The Jewish samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, releasing one fly, drew his katana and swoooooosh, flourished his katana so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."

"Dead, schmead," replied the Jewish samurai. "Dead is easy. Circumcision . . . that takes skill!"

[WTFH]

Recent reports indicate the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of improving. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, it was today learned that Sumo Bank has gone belly up. Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is going for a song.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.

[WTFH]

Why do Japanese Sumo Wrestlers shave their legs?



So you can tell them apart from the feminists.

[WTFH]

Contractors: Pretend you are Usain Bolt by working hard for 10 seconds then skiving off for the next 4 years.

[WTFH]

So, Yoda claims to be friends with Eddie Large's comedy partner.


Little does he know.

[WTFH]

Take two bottles into the shower?


Not me!


I pour the vodka into the coke before hand.