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    Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond, but by the end you'll wish you had a club and a spade.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement, in the end you ignore it all, wait for the end and click "I agree"
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        How many tourette's sufferer's does it twat to **** a lightbollocks?
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Short on time at Tesco? Park in a disabled bay. If anyone questions your disability, just shout "Tourette's! F**K OFF YOU T**T!"
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            Get a sense of what public transport is like in every other city in Britain by visiting London during a tube strike
            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              My mobile went & I wasn't sure if it was going to be my mum or my girlfriend calling....

              Then I remembered I live in Norfolk.....
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Katie Hopkins has stated that Britain needs euthanasia vans as we have far too many old people.
                I agree, lets start with those who have inflicted the most misery upon us.

                Like Katie Hopkin's ******* parents
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  An Irishwoman gave birth to triplets and named them Nat,Pat and Tat.

                  However when she tried to breastfeed them she found out there was no tit for Tat.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

                    Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                      Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                      What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

                      Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
                      Omg lol. And you say I have no soul.
                      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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