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    Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond, but by the end you'll wish you had a club and a spade.

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      #id
      Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement, in the end you ignore it all, wait for the end and click "I agree"

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        #id
        How many tourette's sufferer's does it twat to **** a lightbollocks?

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          #id
          Short on time at Tesco? Park in a disabled bay. If anyone questions your disability, just shout "Tourette's! F**K OFF YOU T**T!"
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #id
            Get a sense of what public transport is like in every other city in Britain by visiting London during a tube strike
            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #id
              My mobile went & I wasn't sure if it was going to be my mum or my girlfriend calling....

              Then I remembered I live in Norfolk.....

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                #id
                Katie Hopkins has stated that Britain needs euthanasia vans as we have far too many old people.
                I agree, lets start with those who have inflicted the most misery upon us.

                Like Katie Hopkin's ******* parents

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                  #id
                  An Irishwoman gave birth to triplets and named them Nat,Pat and Tat.

                  However when she tried to breastfeed them she found out there was no tit for Tat.

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                    #id
                    What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

                    Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                      What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

                      Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
                      Omg lol. And you say I have no soul.
                      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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