Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond, but by the end you'll wish you had a club and a spade.
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Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement, in the end you ignore it all, wait for the end and click "I agree"Comment
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Short on time at Tesco? Park in a disabled bay. If anyone questions your disability, just shout "Tourette's! F**K OFF YOU T**T!"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Get a sense of what public transport is like in every other city in Britain by visiting London during a tube strike“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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My mobile went & I wasn't sure if it was going to be my mum or my girlfriend calling....
Then I remembered I live in Norfolk.....Comment
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Katie Hopkins has stated that Britain needs euthanasia vans as we have far too many old people.
I agree, lets start with those who have inflicted the most misery upon us.
Like Katie Hopkin's ******* parentsComment
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An Irishwoman gave birth to triplets and named them Nat,Pat and Tat.
However when she tried to breastfeed them she found out there was no tit for Tat.Comment
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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Omg lol. And you say I have no soul.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostWhat's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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