Originally posted by ccole
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Please put more jokes here
Collapse
X
Collapse
-
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
Originally posted by LondonManc View PostNo Christmas cracker jokes after Jan 6th please.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
-
Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI don't get it.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
-
The fastest reflex in the human body is the one between not being able to find something and claiming someone else has moved it.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
-
I for one......but that's roman numerals for you.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
-
Thought for the day: If you say something and your wife cannot hear you, are you still wrong?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
-
Guy goes into a fancy dress shop and goes to the vampire section. Girl behind the counter says.."Maybe you should try the Man City shop across the street". Guy says "I'm sorry, you must have misheard me. I said I wanted to dress like a count".The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
-
Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI don't get it.Comment
-
What do the LAPD and Ronnie O'Sullivan have in common?
Average shot time: 16 seconds. Less on the black.
ouch.Comment
-
I had my first UFO experience earlier. I walked into the kitchen and said to the wife 'Morning fat arse'
Next thing i knew there were flying saucers coming at me from ******* everywhereComment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Andrew Griffith MP says Tories would reform IR35 Oct 7 00:41
- New umbrella company JSL rules: a 2026 guide for contractors Oct 5 22:50
- Top 5 contractor compliance challenges, as 2025-26 nears Oct 3 08:53
- Joint and Several Liability ‘won’t retire HMRC's naughty list’ Oct 2 05:28
- What contractors can take from the Industria Umbrella Ltd case Sep 30 23:05
- Is ‘Open To Work’ on LinkedIn due an IR35 dropdown menu? Sep 30 05:57
- IR35: Control — updated for 2025-26 Sep 28 21:28
- Can a WhatsApp message really be a contract? Sep 25 20:17
- Can a WhatsApp message really be a contract? Sep 25 08:17
- ‘Subdued’ IT contractor jobs market took third tumble in a row in August Sep 25 08:07
Comment