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No Christmas cracker jokes after Jan 6th please.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
I don't get it.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostNo Christmas cracker jokes after Jan 6th please.
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It's so cheesy, it belongs in a Christmas cracker.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI don't get it.
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The fastest reflex in the human body is the one between not being able to find something and claiming someone else has moved it.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I for one......but that's roman numerals for you.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Thought for the day: If you say something and your wife cannot hear you, are you still wrong?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Guy goes into a fancy dress shop and goes to the vampire section. Girl behind the counter says.."Maybe you should try the Man City shop across the street". Guy says "I'm sorry, you must have misheard me. I said I wanted to dress like a count".The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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you should be able to afford it at NLYUK's prices.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI don't get it.
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What do the LAPD and Ronnie O'Sullivan have in common?
Average shot time: 16 seconds. Less on the black.
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I had my first UFO experience earlier. I walked into the kitchen and said to the wife 'Morning fat arse'
Next thing i knew there were flying saucers coming at me from ******* everywhereComment
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