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    Originally posted by ccole View Post
    What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
    It gets toad away.
    No Christmas cracker jokes after Jan 6th please.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
      No Christmas cracker jokes after Jan 6th please.
      I don't get it.
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        I don't get it.
        It's so cheesy, it belongs in a Christmas cracker.
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          The fastest reflex in the human body is the one between not being able to find something and claiming someone else has moved it.
          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            I for one......but that's roman numerals for you.
            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              Thought for the day: If you say something and your wife cannot hear you, are you still wrong?
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                Guy goes into a fancy dress shop and goes to the vampire section. Girl behind the counter says.."Maybe you should try the Man City shop across the street". Guy says "I'm sorry, you must have misheard me. I said I wanted to dress like a count".
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  I don't get it.
                  you should be able to afford it at NLYUK's prices.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    What do the LAPD and Ronnie O'Sullivan have in common?

                    Average shot time: 16 seconds. Less on the black.



                    ouch.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      I had my first UFO experience earlier. I walked into the kitchen and said to the wife 'Morning fat arse'

                      Next thing i knew there were flying saucers coming at me from ******* everywhere
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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