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[shaunbhoy]

Nothing about Barry Manilow could shock me once I discovered he didn't write the song about writing the songs that make the whole world sing.

[shaunbhoy]

I sat next to an insurance salesmen at the Robbie Williams gig last night.
And through it all, he offered me protection..

[shaunbhoy]

My wife said if I don’t do page 7 of the Kama Sutra she will leave me.
It is putting me in a very difficult position.

[shaunbhoy]

I read in Cosmopolitan that a lot of women like it when you gently pull their hair but literally none of the women on this bus do.

At all.

[shaunbhoy]

A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door today so I invited him in, gave him tea and biscuits then I said to him, "So, what is all this Jehovah's Witness thing about then?"
He replied, "I haven't got a clue, I've never got this far before."

[LondonManc]

Barbaric scenes as Selhurst Park last night as stewards prevented Arsenal fans from leaving and forced them to watch the full 90 minutes....

[shaunbhoy]

Hands trembling, I checked the numbers again 9 15 21 04 20 17. I was in shock, after all these years I'd finally got a doctors appointment.

[WTFH]

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[BrilloPad]

Good Friday or, as the Jewish like to call it ..... "We got him day".

For NLyUK - that one came from Churchill.

For everyone else - it did not.

[shaunbhoy]

Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful that Jesus died for my sins, but it doesn't half play havoc with the bins schedule.