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    Nothing about Barry Manilow could shock me once I discovered he didn't write the song about writing the songs that make the whole world sing.
    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      I sat next to an insurance salesmen at the Robbie Williams gig last night.
      And through it all, he offered me protection..
      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        My wife said if I don’t do page 7 of the Kama Sutra she will leave me.
        It is putting me in a very difficult position.
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          I read in Cosmopolitan that a lot of women like it when you gently pull their hair but literally none of the women on this bus do.

          At all.
          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door today so I invited him in, gave him tea and biscuits then I said to him, "So, what is all this Jehovah's Witness thing about then?"
            He replied, "I haven't got a clue, I've never got this far before."
            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              Barbaric scenes as Selhurst Park last night as stewards prevented Arsenal fans from leaving and forced them to watch the full 90 minutes....
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                Hands trembling, I checked the numbers again 9 15 21 04 20 17. I was in shock, after all these years I'd finally got a doctors appointment.
                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    Good Friday or, as the Jewish like to call it ..... "We got him day".

                    For NLyUK - that one came from Churchill.

                    For everyone else - it did not.

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                      Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful that Jesus died for my sins, but it doesn't half play havoc with the bins schedule.
                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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