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A farmer has 38 sheep which he tells his collie dog to collect into a pen.

hen they are all inside the farmer counts them.

'There's 40 sheep here,' he says to the collie who replies, 'I know, I rounded them up.'

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Did you hear about the drummer who named all four of his daughters Anna?

Anna 1
Anna 2
Anna 3
Anna 4

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Two prawns talking: "I'm really worried about Mum and Dad. They went to a cocktail party last night and haven't come home yet."

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What's the difference between a disused National Express depot and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station...

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Doctor, doctor, I've got a sausage in my ear and a chip coming out of my nose.
Doc: You're not eating properly.

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Archaeologists have discovered an ancient Mummy in Egypt, covered in nuts and chocolate.

They believe it is the lost tomb of Pharaoh Rocher

[mudskipper]

Why do anarchists drink herbal tea?

Coz proper tea is theft.

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If the US switched from pounds to kilograms overnight there would be mass confusion.

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It's weird that people interpret the moral of The Pied Piper story as "Don't trust strangers" when really it's "Always pay contractors"

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"Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day."