"I had a job drilling holes for water - it was well boring"
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"I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed"{emotionless greeting}
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"In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me"{emotionless greeting}
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"What do colour blind people do when they are told to eat their greens?"{emotionless greeting}
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"I've got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it's not easy. They keep moving the goalposts"{emotionless greeting}
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"Trump said he'd build a wall but he hasn't even picked up a brick. He's just another middle-aged man failing on a DIY project"{emotionless greeting}
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"I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it"{emotionless greeting}
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"Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off?"{emotionless greeting}
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"I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it's like this all the time"{emotionless greeting}
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I saw a baguette at London Zoo. It was bread in captivity.{emotionless greeting}
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