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    "I had a job drilling holes for water - it was well boring"
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      "I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed"
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        "In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me"
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          "What do colour blind people do when they are told to eat their greens?"
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            "I've got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it's not easy. They keep moving the goalposts"
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              "Trump said he'd build a wall but he hasn't even picked up a brick. He's just another middle-aged man failing on a DIY project"
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                "I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it"
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                  "Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off?"
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                    "I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it's like this all the time"
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                      I saw a baguette at London Zoo. It was bread in captivity.
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