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    Just watched two clowns shagging,

    Funny shaggers
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      So Trump is going to ' Totally Destroy' North Korea.

      I wonder if he's going to make them pay for it ?.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        one for WTFH

        As the dog sat watching the orchestra, he stared at the conductor and thought...
        "Just throw the ******* thing."
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          My girlfriend dumped me because of my obsession with pasta.
          I'm feeling "cannelloni" now
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Why did Adele cross the road?

            To say Hello from the other side.
            {emotionless greeting}

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              I told my wife I was going to build us a car out of spaghetti.

              She said I was crazy and to stop making stupid comments.

              You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
              {emotionless greeting}

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                A limbo champion walked into a bar.

                He was disqualified.
                Last edited by mudskipper; 23 September 2017, 10:10.

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                  Why did the blind man fall into the well?

                  Because he couldn't see that well.

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                    I've just been reading that, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when it's raining in Sweden. And I'm thinking, "Who the f*ck’s going to let me know when it's raining in Sweden?"
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      There are two rules for success:

                      1. Never reveal everything you know.
                      {emotionless greeting}

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