Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

Just watched two clowns shagging,

Funny shaggers

[vetran]

So Trump is going to ' Totally Destroy' North Korea.

I wonder if he's going to make them pay for it ?.

[vetran]

one for WTFH

As the dog sat watching the orchestra, he stared at the conductor and thought...
"Just throw the ******* thing."

[vetran]

My girlfriend dumped me because of my obsession with pasta.
I'm feeling "cannelloni" now

[WTFH]

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side.

[WTFH]

I told my wife I was going to build us a car out of spaghetti.

She said I was crazy and to stop making stupid comments.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

[mudskipper]

A limbo champion walked into a bar.

He was disqualified.

[mudskipper]

Why did the blind man fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

[shaunbhoy]

I've just been reading that, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when it's raining in Sweden. And I'm thinking, "Who the f*ck’s going to let me know when it's raining in Sweden?"

[WTFH]

There are two rules for success:

1. Never reveal everything you know.