Just watched two clowns shagging,
Funny shaggers
Funny shaggers
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So Trump is going to ' Totally Destroy' North Korea.
I wonder if he's going to make them pay for it ?.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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one for WTFH
As the dog sat watching the orchestra, he stared at the conductor and thought...
"Just throw the ******* thing."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My girlfriend dumped me because of my obsession with pasta.
I'm feeling "cannelloni" nowAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say Hello from the other side.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I told my wife I was going to build us a car out of spaghetti.
She said I was crazy and to stop making stupid comments.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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A limbo champion walked into a bar.
He was disqualified.Last edited by mudskipper; 23 September 2017, 10:10.Comment
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.Comment
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I've just been reading that, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when it's raining in Sweden. And I'm thinking, "Who the f*ck’s going to let me know when it's raining in Sweden?"“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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There are two rules for success:
1. Never reveal everything you know.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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