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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Mrs BP: You only ever want sex when you're drunk!

    BP: Not true. Sometimes I want a kebab.
    She only ever wants sex with me after rohypnol

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      She only ever wants sex with me after rohypnol
      How does she get you to take it?
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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        How does she get you to take it?
        I lick it out of the cat bowl. While wearing the hyena suit.

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          Why did Elon Musk name his company SpaceX?

          Because if it was called SpaceY it would only ever head to Uranus
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            BrilloPad came home early on Friday to find a naked man in the wardrobe.

            "Just our luck," he said to his wife, "to move into a neighbourhood of sleepwalkers."
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              What's the difference between graphite and lead?

              Daily Mail readers aren't easily graphite.
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                My PM told me that there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.

                I said, "that's great, I have a serious drinking opportunity"
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                  I went to a cannibal restaurant last night, it wasn't cheap either.... £50 a head.
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                    BrilloPad's 4th wife complained that he never gave 100%.

                    That changed after she got her divorce lawyers involved.
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                      I bought my wife some of that "volume control" shampoo........doesn't work though, I can still ******* hear her.
                      Join Big Group - don't let them get away with it
                      http://www.wttbiggroup.co.uk/

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