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How does she get you to take it?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostShe only ever wants sex with me after rohypnol…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I lick it out of the cat bowl. While wearing the hyena suit.Originally posted by WTFH View PostHow does she get you to take it?Comment
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Why did Elon Musk name his company SpaceX?
Because if it was called SpaceY it would only ever head to UranusOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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BrilloPad came home early on Friday to find a naked man in the wardrobe.
"Just our luck," he said to his wife, "to move into a neighbourhood of sleepwalkers."…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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What's the difference between graphite and lead?
Daily Mail readers aren't easily graphite.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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My PM told me that there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
I said, "that's great, I have a serious drinking opportunity"…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I went to a cannibal restaurant last night, it wasn't cheap either.... £50 a head.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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BrilloPad's 4th wife complained that he never gave 100%.
That changed after she got her divorce lawyers involved.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I bought my wife some of that "volume control" shampoo........doesn't work though, I can still ******* hear her.Join Big Group - don't let them get away with it
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