WFH : Wank From Home
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
"Darling...fancy putting on a nurses uniform"?
"Ooh, cheeky boy...you feeling horny"?
"Nah...we've run out of bread"!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Lidl management today said that because of the panic buying and pandemonium in their stores that they are taking drastic action and opening another till.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Don't go to the pub. Don't meet up with your friends. Don't come home with an infection.
Honestly, Boris Johnson is starting to sound like my ******* girlfriend.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Well poor old Prince Charles has tested positive for COVID -19.
Sorry Charles, but you would insist on shagging an old bat.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I can’t believe the government are relying on models to forecast the pandemic, they should ask scientists instead, they’re not as pretty but they know a lot more.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Just popped over the road to see my elderly 86 year old neighbour to ask if she needed anything from Tesco.
Luckily she did so I gave her my list.
There’s no point in us both going really…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I played football yesterday on a pitch surfaced with compacted rubble and broken bricks.
We won 5-4 on aggregate.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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a van load of session musicians has overturned on the M6.
drivers are warned to expect lengthy jams.Comment
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i told the wife she was drawing her eyebrows on too high.
she looked surprised.Comment
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