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[BR14]

how do you get two whales in a mini?

down the M4

[BrilloPad]

how do you get two whales in a mini?

down the M4

M6, M56, A483, A55. Wales is not just South Wales you know!

[ladymuck]

M6, M56, A483, A55. Wales is not just South Wales you know!

Shirley it depends on where you start? But leaving civilisation on the A4/M4 towards the sticks seems about right.

[BrilloPad]

Shirley it depends on where you start? But leaving civilisation on the A4/M4 towards the sticks seems about right.

Okay. Since everything is London based(I remember that from when I lived there) : -

M1, M6, M56, A483, A55.

[ladymuck]

Okay. Since everything is London based(I remember that from when I lived there) : -

M1, M6, M56, A483, A55.

That's better!

[BrilloPad]

I never thought I would go up to a bank teller with a mask on and ask for money...

[amypang]

A beautiful, woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress.

After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."

"That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.

"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer. "Correct," replied the shady doctor.

Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."


boom boom!

Got the exact example for the proverb "look before you leap"

[WTFH]

I've a really good airplane joke I want to share.


...but I'm afraid it might go over your head.

[WTFH]

Note: this joke was told to me last night during Zoom drinks by one of the senior nurses in the RCN:

they’ve just announced the name of the Glasgow Nightingale Hospital...

ICU Jimmy

[WTFH]

East Sussex police stopped a herd of giraffe going down Crowborough Hill yesterday.
The policeman asked “Is this an essential journey?”
The giraffe replied collectively “yes”