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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    a fairly pished glaswegian is leaning against a lamp post in george square, when an american tourist, looking at the accretion of birdtulip over all the statues, comments
    'this is the asshole of europe!'
    to which the weegie replies
    'aye, and you're jist passin' through'

    like that, subtle!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      I went to the pet store to buy some exotic breeding birds
      The assistant said have you got a store card
      I said no, but I think I may have excited a pelican

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        A man gets out of the shower and looks at himself in the mirror before asking his wife, "why do I always get a hardon when I look at myself naked?"
        To which his wife replies "thats because even your cock thinks you're a ****"
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          what is Harry potters favourite way to go downhill?






          (jk) Rowling!
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Which footballer can hold the most fish in his mouth at once?
            Pele can.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              Tried to donate blood today.

              Never again.....too many stupid questions.

              Whose blood is it?

              Where did you get it from?

              Why is it in a bucket?
              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                Tried to donate blood today.

                Never again.....too many stupid questions.

                Whose blood is it?

                Where did you get it from?

                Why is it in a bucket?
                KUATB
                {emotionless greeting}

                Three Word Slogan

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                  In a recent shampoo survey, 9 out of 10 women expressed shock at me being in their bathroom.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    Just read a New York vicar has died after injecting himself with disinfectant.

                    Trump has been charged with a bleach of the priest!

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                      When your Prime Ministers R number is higher than the virus...
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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