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    Twenty-six years after the Chernobyl disaster, and am I the only one that’s disappointed?





    Still no superheroes.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      The police say they burn all the weed they confiscate.


      That would explain the doughnuts.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Heard on the radio today that global warming is being caused by methane emissions from cows. Does this mean scientists are finally admitting global warming is bullsh*t?
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          The UK government has recently referred to payday loan companies as “idiotic” for trying to target children and get them into debt. I agree, everyone knows the best way to get a child into debt is to offer them a student loan.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            That Starbucks advert has taught me a few things...


            The main one is it doesn’t matter what you’re put down as on government records, the NHS, education archives, birth certificate...


            It’s what some 16 year old barista writes on your coffee cup that tells you who you really are.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              I had my leg X-rayed at my BUPA health check today - the doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'.I said: 'Inch-high knees?'He said: '您的髌骨是2.54厘米高'
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Just been attacked by a ginger kid doing martial arts...



                turns out he was the Carroty Kid
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Breaking news: EVERYONE at John Lennon Airport have just been placed into quarantine.
                  Imagine! All the people.
                  {emotionless greeting}

                  Three Word Slogan

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                    The 3 hardest things to say are
                    1. I was wrong
                    2. I need help
                    3. Worcestershire sauce

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                      I got a call from Darren @ Acme Recruitment: "Hi Greg, I've got this great contract come up just down the road from you, 200 per day for the first 6 months, then going up to 500 per day."

                      Me: "Sounds good, Darren."

                      Darren: "Great, Greg! When can you start?"

                      Me: "In six months."

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