A shoplifting gang is stealing clothes in size order...the police believe they're still at large.
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I've found out that Waitrose will print anything on a cake so that's the only way I'm sending out CVs from now on{emotionless greeting}
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostI've found out that Waitrose will print anything on a cake so that's the only way I'm sending out CVs from now on
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I’m a Greggs lorry driver, but I only do Hull, Grimsby & Scunthorpe.
My maths teacher told me to take pie to three dismal places."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Just realised we’re all qualified !"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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OK, we all know Bojo's new rules for the UK but the BBC are really taking the piss now. The feature film on Monday night has been changed to "The Magnificent SEVEN". Bastards."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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My mate can play Dancing Queen on a Didgeeridoo.
Its Abba original"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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After criticising Black Lives Matter, my local priest has been forced to take a racial sensitivity course, sitting there, listening to some pompous arse talk condescending nonsense.
Let's see how he likes it."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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I asked the librarian when the book about Boris managing the pandemic would be available,
"I haven't a clue, " he replied,
"Yeah, that's the one. " I answered."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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My mate was trying to tell me about the time machine he'd invented.
I wasn't interested.
It just went in one era and out the other."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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