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[vetran]

The wife's never happy.


I told her I worship the ground she walks on.


She said she'd prefer me to worship her and not the ground.

[WTFH]

nope some women are petty clever, at least the women aren't stupid enough to post pictures in the wrong thread!

Good joke from the guy who deleted the picture he posted!

[vetran]

If anyone's got any old toy story characters they don't want give me a buzz

[vetran]

My girlfriend reckons I'm "out of shape".
My way of thinking is 'pear is a shape'.

[vetran]

"Biden’s coughing during campaign speech alarms supporters"


It shouldn't. It proves he's still alive.

[vetran]

I saw sign outside the gym. It said: Open 24/7.


I thought, "That's blooming useless. July is ages away."

[vetran]

I released my own fragrance today.




















No one else on the bus seemed to like

[vetran]

I was just washing up, with the back door open, when suddenly, an owl flew in.


It dried all the pots and put them away then flew right back out.!
Couldn’t believe it!


Think it was a Teat Owl….

[vetran]

"Harry and Megan accuse the uk of structural racism"


For anyone who is unfamiliar with that name, do you remember around 10 years ago there was a ginger lad going around in a nazi uniform shagging soap stars...

[NotAllThere]

The wife's never happy.


I told her I worship the ground she walks on.


She said she'd prefer me to worship her and not the ground.

My girlfriend worshipped the ground I walked on.
In a fit of jealousy and rage
I dug up my footprints.

(Steve Turner).