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[vetran]

BBC News. Jeremy Corbyn breaks rule of six with Dianne Abbot.


In a statement, Ms Abbot explained that their gathering of eight people was in fact two separate groups of five.

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[vetran]

nope some women are petty clever, at least the women aren't stupid enough to post pictures in the wrong thread!

[vetran]

What's Barbies' favourite thing to do at Halloween?


Pump Ken ?

[vetran]

I'm surprised that Stanley Johnson doesn't wear a face mask.


I wouldn't want to be recognised if I'd spawned that Clown!

[ladymuck]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

[ladymuck]

What's white and can't climb trees?

A fridge!

[vetran]

If anything can kill the virus for good, it's being infected by Donald Trump.